I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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