i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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