no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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