Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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