It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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