Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I love having hate sex.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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