okay pat passed out under dana's car
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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