She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
