I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize