I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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