I CAN MOONWALK!
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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