Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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