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• (561): View more from Florida

  Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.

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  I worry about you sometimes...

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• (925): View more from California

  He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.

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  You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.

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  Mole people?

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  Mole people

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.

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  I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.

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  Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?

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