she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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