the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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