So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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