before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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