listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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