I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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