you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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