you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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