Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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