Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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