Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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