"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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