I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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