i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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