Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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