Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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