Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
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Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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