of course. lets lasso hookers.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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