There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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