i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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