Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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