its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
