it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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