Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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