you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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