I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Randomize