Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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