are you still at the devil's house?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
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I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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