Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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