Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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