i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
How does one acquire holy water?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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