He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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