so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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