I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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