He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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