She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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