I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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