You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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