oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case