And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions