dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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