please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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