Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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