she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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