Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
i've created a new STD.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
